there there

A term that when used while patting someone on the back cures them of all status ailments.

Guy #1: MY MOM DIED, MY DAD'S ON HIS DEATHBED, MY SISTER WON'T TALK TO ME! I'M JUST GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE!
Guy #2: There there. *pats hand on back.*
Guy #1: Wow, I've never really looked at it that way before. Thanks!

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

At Least There's Toast

A phrase used to indicate recognition of a desirable side to an otherwise undesirable situation or experience. Most commonly used after that undesirable situation or event is described as shit on toast.

DUDE: What a terrible day. Just a bunch of shit on toast, bro.

BRO: Well, it's over now. So at least there's toast.

by Eurkos November 12, 2012

There Will Be Bloodshed

The song from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and theme song of Jetstream Sam, the biggest and most handsome Brazilian man to ever live. Only the most Gigachad and Based people can listen to it.

Verse 1
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one
Left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood-
-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight

by Mr Yeast May 24, 2022

be there

To score; to wheel; to get some.

To "be there" means to get laid.

Other forms include "was there" or "were you there?", meaning the individual in question "had some".

David: "Dude, she's got her eyes on you. Be there."

Johnny: "Yo, I saw you and Stacey last night. Were you 'there'?"

by uwengineer August 6, 2010

obviously there's no truth to it, obviously

"umm its a fuuny thing,i mean, people can believe what they want they want to believe" blah blah blah, while trying his best to deny larry, "but obviously theres no truth to it,ya know, ObViOuSlY" ~ louis tomlinson.

"if you google a conspiracy on ... uh Iphones, youre gonna get a CoNsPiRaCy, but in reality, obviously there's no truth to it, obviously "

by larryishotasf July 16, 2021

Look under there

A phrase used too make someone say underwear

Human1-look under there
Human2-underwear

Human1-haha I made you say underwear

by A random Homosapien March 17, 2020

There is no spoon

A quote from The Matrix, spoken by Neo in reference to a bit of wisom he learned from a child bending spoons with his mind. It signifies that a person cannot truly manipulate reality, a person can only manipulate him/herself. Only when a person changes him/herself can he/she change reality.

Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth... THERE IS NO SPOON. Then you will see that it not the spoon that bends, it is yourself.

by Geek3 June 22, 2011