Conspiracy Theorist

Journalist- and Government-Speak for ”moron theorist”.

During the interview the reporter chuckled after he called his guest a conspiracy theorist.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018

Ignorance Theorist

A person that regurgitates Main Stream Media Narratives as Factual without doing any sort of Independent Research into whether or not what the information they are regurgitating is Factual or Not.....

I told my Uncle who only ever watches CNN that he is an Ignorance Theorist after he told me their was absolutely no Election Fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election even though I have seen surveillance video of Election Workers continuing to illegally count votes after they got everyone to leave the Vote Counting area in the middle of the Night......

by GetL0st December 6, 2020

Conspiracy Theorist

People yearning to be smart, but are too lazy to make an effort.

Mom: do something in your life for once! You're so lazy!
son: but I am a conspiracy theorist!
Mom: ohh... ok

by The truth untold February 24, 2022

CIA theorist

Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire

Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.

by Andymul January 1, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist

A very advanced clairvoyant. Able to predict the future very accurately. A sovereign, free thinking, brave, intellectual.

It's crucial that you listen to a conspiracy theorist today.

by $ Pimp Daddy Mack $ March 31, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist

A term used by shitlibs to slander someone for saying something that the public doesn't already know without regardless of proof or doing their own research

Guy 1: Source? SOURCE? stupid Conspiracy Theorist!!!!1
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply

by dankm3m3rzz May 7, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist

Another term for a fucking retard

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat and nasa is a lie made by jewish reptilian people controlling our government

Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself

by GoatLord666 November 16, 2023