Read the zoom

Like reading the room but in COVID

‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom‘

by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020

you couldn't penetrate the zoom

spoken by the beautiful outstanding Sydney Jones herself

me: laughing*
sydney: you couldn't penetrate the zoom

by memer man 69 October 1, 2019

Wearing The Zoomies

When someone is going fast/speeding.

Man you wearing the zoomies you going so fast!

by Peytonns August 26, 2022

lemme bun the zoot

1) Can I smoke some of that particular weed please?
2) Can I buy some weed please?

Oi bruv, lemme bun the zoot.

by xx_stale_meme_lord_xx June 5, 2018

The Zoot High

The act of being so violently high, that you continually have periodic black outs and or beleiving one's self to be a Super Market or similar shopping center.

Wow! jimmy's got the Zoot High right now!

by Zoot crew July 29, 2011

The Zoots

Similiar to the spins for when you are too drunk, but instead a term used for having a bad high/ getting sick after smoking weed

Dude, i cant smoke anymore im totes aboutta have the zoots.

by Mkate732 September 14, 2016

The Zoomies

Random spasms of energy that makes your pe(t) go top speed to, around, and through whatever they can.

My dog had The Zoomies while I was running this morning and sideswiped me to the ground.

by Guy who makes words. November 7, 2022