Zoid

Someone who is a total tripper. Usually on marijuana, acid , shrooms or cactus. Hardly washes, never wears shoes, doesn't brush teeth and doesn't believe in wearing deodorant.

Hippy with paranoid delusions and mental issues.

K: Bro, did you shower this month?
G: Nah bro, just washed me hands with Solvo
K: You reek, you're such a Zoid.

M: wanna try this cactus I grew? You can totally astral travel through the omniverse.
R: OMG, what a Zoid....

F: Can't pay rent this week bro. Had to pay back my tick. I'm gonna do some art now and think about government conspiracies.
L: FFS, stop being such a Zoid and give me the rent money!

by TheOneWhoGotAway February 26, 2017

Zoid

Someone who ruins everything for everyone usually by telling

Hey Jonny let’s go smoke. Don’t tell on us Jonny you are such s zoid.

by Transgender zeebs May 22, 2018

zoid

Someone acting in a dumb/obnoxious way that makes them look like a robot and/or NPC.

"He's acting like such a zoid!"

by 1torch December 12, 2024

Zoid

Zoid, is a goated player in Roblox highschool hoops, as he's also in the league now playing with his teams. Everybody need him in the team not only that he's also a very handsome and charming guy as he gets all the girls and everyone wants to date him.

Zoid is just so goated man.

by DeltaRidge December 6, 2024

zoid

the goat of all ro-ball games, dont let the haters win

#JackFather
#VorpalSwordsDaddy
#KeepCrying

zoid is the goat

by DeltaRidge December 6, 2024

zoid

Someone with schizoid personality disorder

Zoids love solitude.

by IAMOBJECT November 19, 2023

zoid

Zooms are little people that live inside you in little houses/pods, they get hungry and thirsty like a human. The only way to keep them safe is to keep yourself healthy!

‘Woah Evie my zoids are so hungry right now!’

by plantOverload September 5, 2021