MOTHER TRUCKER

A MOTHER THAT TURNED IN TO A TRUCK

MY MOTHER IS A MOTHER TRUCKER BECAUSE SHE TURNED INTO ONE

by Dizzardary May 4, 2020

trucker pills

Trucker slang for stimulants (amphetamines or extra-strong caffeine pills), used to keep the driver awake and alert. Often used when driving late at night, or on a second shift when the driver should be pulled over and sleeping in a motel or rest stop.

Tom had to pull a three-day run to make it to St. Louis under deadline, so he popped some trucker pills and powered through the night

by jacky_boy November 27, 2009

trucker nuts

1. When your scrotum adheris to your leg due to sweaty nuts. The sweaty nuts can result from tight emo jeans, driving (not just a truck) with out air conditioning, or a very hot day.

2. When your scrotum and penis stick together in an uncomfortable conglomeration of sweat and stickiness.

The cure for "Trucker Nuts" usually results from two stiff shakes of each leg.

"Dude its so hot in here you need a car with some A/C!"

"Hells yeah man I've got trucker nuts from hell!"

by Shep Nasty May 4, 2006

trucker's toilet

A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.

With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.

by tuftskins November 30, 2009

Trucker Gavin

A slang word used to describe an individual who commits degenerate acts while wearing a timberland hat.

Trucker Gavin doesn’t believe in equality!

Trucker Gavin doesn’t believe in mouth to anal, only anal to mouth!

Why would I walk in the front door when I can walk in the back! - Trucker Gavin

by Thedyingrepublic December 6, 2018

Trucker Ready

When your a truck driver & your easily accessible for another trucker to have anal sex with you.

Dan->Truck Driver) Suzie->Truckers Wife) Suzie: Dan your shorts has a hole in the back of them. Dan: Yeah, I am trucker ready.

by Madpuppy November 13, 2014

Trucker War

The obviously un-winnable highway-battle between two equally matched, parallel running semi-tractors; a common inspiration for road-rage, abusive language and desperate, often life-threatening, attempts to circumvent the ridiculous blockade.

Ho-Lee-Shit, this has gone on for 20 fuckin miles!!! Get me the shotgun from the trunk; I'm gonna blow shit-bag trucker 1's tires out so maybe shit-bag trucker 2 can finally get past him...someones gotta end this trucker war...

by YAWA May 18, 2019