I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.

“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”

by albyeinstein April 10, 2022

Walken the Park

A game involving one or more individuals who take turns quoting memorable dialog from the motion picture "Jurassic Park," in which all line deliveries are impersonated as if originally performed by actor Christopher Walken.

Player 1 - Dialog: "Um,.. there will be dinosaurs, in this dinosaur tour?"

Payer 2 - "Haha! Nice Walken the Park, dude!"

by JLPMOVIES July 7, 2008

Inside the Park-er

to take a detour through the park to get head on a secluded bench

guy 1: she gives good head
guy 2: yeah, but it was better Inside the Park-er
guy 1: oh crap that might be blowjob by proxy

by toolie April 16, 2012

Knock it outta the park

Having sex 4 times in 1 "session". Basically having sex 4 times without leaving.

David: "dude that girl Jesse is so hot"
Patrick: "yeah I'd knock it outta the park"

by Mr. O'connor January 12, 2012

lark in the park

when two gay dudes go on a romantic adventure

Henry and Renaldo went out for a lark in the park, how sweet.

by Prince_Of_Kingston November 27, 2013

knocked out of the park

1. In Baseball or Softball, to achieve a home run by hitting the ball so hard that not even the player who stayed home with his sick kids could catch it.

2. A single hit that is so vicious that its effects are felt for a while afterwards, usually through flying backwards, falling to the ground, writhing in pain, and throwing up. Bonus points if you do it with a baseball bat.

Aaron tried to sneak up on me while I was blindfolded, but I kicked him in the groin, which caused him to be knocked out of the park.

by El Singario February 11, 2006

inside the park home run

An inside the park home run is incest.

When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.

by scodder May 16, 2010