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The Cheese Pull

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. Mozzerlla cheese sticks are shoved in your partner's mouth for a quiet, sensual evening. You reserve the belly button and other orpheuses for marinara sauce for dipping. You consume the remaining cheese board items in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.
I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed the cheese pull on him all night. It saved our marriage!
by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021
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The Cheese Grater

The sexual act of using a cheese grater on a mans penis and sprinkling the dust into the partner’s mouth, and then cumming in their mouth.
Hey dude me and Abby did The cheese grater last night and it was amazing
by Lil’ Chicken Strip February 11, 2021
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The cheese man

the cheese man is god and produces cheesey cum
by faceiscum November 17, 2021
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The Cheese Grater

A dark looming presence over the whole of the furry community, the infamous item expelled bloody from the anus in the most well known piece of furry hentai
James: what’s up with Jeff?
Jerry: he just watched the Cheese Grater
*James walks over to Jeff*
James: I feel your pain
by RaxtusDergy April 17, 2023
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The Cheese Man

If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.
The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?
by CherryBay July 12, 2023
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The cheese plan

To throw/place cheese (any variation) upon one's own significant other while they sleep
Eden: "Dude, we should use the cheese plan"
Tyler: "omg yes, that would be so hilarious, she wouldn't see it coming!"
by Simmypoo May 17, 2025
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The cheese plan

To throw/place cheese upon one's significant other during their sleep
Eden: "Dude, let's enact the cheese plan"
Tyler: "hell yeah, that'll be so funny"
by Simmypoo May 18, 2025
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