I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).

Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023

I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 9, 2023

I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave

its from a cool fnf mod i think its called fnf fire in the hole you should try it!

some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf

by play fnf fire in the hole :) March 10, 2025

the deep is calling

similar to "wom up" referring to the roblox game "World of Magic", "the deep is calling" means that you are telling people to join you on "Deepwoken" another roblox game

"get on bro the deep is calling"

by Acul February 7, 2023

The Deep is calling

Slang for Deep Anal penetration between men, commonly used by males part of the Roblox comunity who play Deepwoken, a game about gay analrape.

“Hey man, The Deep is calling. ;)”

“Alright man, but not too deep.”

by Silent1737 February 25, 2023

Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.

Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

The S is calling

The s refers oftem to a spliff, to where the term S comes from but may also be a joint or blunt. You will often hear university students say the S or S is calling in the evening, this refers to the high calling to them after a long day and it used to discreetly leave a room and inform people of a sesh. This is often used to hide the motives from a larger group or from non smokers and is primarily used in Ottawa but is also gaining popularity in other parts of Ontario specifically Peel region as well as Hamilton, Kingstown & Saint Catherine

"I gotta take this call, I'll be back."
"Is the S calling?"
"Yes."

"Guys I thinks the S is calling."
"Ahhh shit, I knew it"

"What's up with him?"
"I think the S called."

by Livzzi January 8, 2023