Skip to main content

bible

a bullshit book dumbass parents force their kids to read every sunday when they should be watching football
Dude why do you have a bible?
by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016
mugGet the biblemug.

Bible

Dave: i really do think star wars might be the best sci-fi fantasy ever
Bob:well...have you read the bible
by Fukbois r ded June 2, 2018
mugGet the Biblemug.

The Bible

The most famous fantasy novel in human history.
The Bible isn't even that good, LOTR is a much better fantasy novel. The Bible is quite stupid and contradicts itself a lot. I think a retard wrote it.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
mugGet the The Biblemug.

Bible

Oh, a bible... well it's getting cold so why the hell not
by Whothefckreadsdis November 22, 2019
mugGet the Biblemug.

The Bible

A book used to control the masses with a false threat and reward system.
See: George W. Bush, mind control
Do what your told like the bible teaches.
by The Kryptonian April 7, 2005
mugGet the The Biblemug.

Bible

a super old book from 2000 years ago that the government edits every now and then so people turn against each other and get confused -- also what i call my butt
Come open this bible *winks*
by oovaa January 1, 2021
mugGet the Biblemug.

Bibleness

Ones insane infatuation with Gods good book the Bible.
Ryan is so annoying with his Bibleness
by Gronimal September 20, 2010
mugGet the Biblenessmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email