bible

a bullshit book dumbass parents force their kids to read every sunday when they should be watching football

Dude why do you have a bible?

by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016

Bible

The best sci-fi fantasy book ever

Dave: i really do think star wars might be the best sci-fi fantasy ever
Bob:well...have you read the bible

by Fukbois r ded June 2, 2018

The Bible

The most famous fantasy novel in human history.

The Bible isn't even that good, LOTR is a much better fantasy novel. The Bible is quite stupid and contradicts itself a lot. I think a retard wrote it.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Bible

Free fuel for the fireplace

Oh, a bible... well it's getting cold so why the hell not

by Whothefckreadsdis November 22, 2019

The Bible

A book used to control the masses with a false threat and reward system.
See: George W. Bush, mind control

Do what your told like the bible teaches.

by The Kryptonian April 7, 2005

Bible

a super old book from 2000 years ago that the government edits every now and then so people turn against each other and get confused -- also what i call my butt

Come open this bible *winks*

by oovaa January 1, 2021

Bibleness

Ones insane infatuation with Gods good book the Bible.

Ryan is so annoying with his Bibleness

by Gronimal September 20, 2010