Alaskan Shocker

An Alaskan Shocker is an Alaskan Pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.

To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.

Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.

See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline

I waited all day for my Alaskan Shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! That bitch loved it!

by Alaskan Shocker December 10, 2010

ALASKAN POLELINER

THE ALASKAN POLELINER IS A SEX MOVE USED BY THE INUIT ESKIMO, WHEN THEY TAKE A NICE SIZED TERD AND PLACE IT OUTSIDE THEIR IGLOO AND FREEZ IT UP SOLID THEN BRING IT BACK INSIDE AND DILDO THEIR OLD LADYS WITH IT

IT WAS EXTRA COLD LAST NIGHT SO ME AND SALLY DID THE ALASKAN POLELINER

by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012

Alaskan Halibut

Sex-Move: Knock your bich out with a fish (preferably an alaskan halibut), put it on your dick, and then fuck her with it.

I gave her an Alaskan Halibut last night. Biches love the Alaskan Halibut.

by Alaskan Halibut November 28, 2012

alaskan thunderfuck

very good weed grown in the manatuska valley in alaska also known as manatuska thunderfuck

that alaskan thunderfuck fucked me up after like 1 hit

by weed...yumm August 10, 2005

Alaskan Deposit

A group of guys all deposit their semen into a jar. Then the jar is poured out onto a female's head or object.

I went to Joe's mom grave and gave her an Alaskan Deposit.

by JumboShrimp19 June 30, 2022

Alaskan Heater

When you ejaculate into a fan for the purpose of covering yourself in your own hot semen.

I was freezing cold the other day but all I had was a fan, so I gave myself an Alaskan Heater in order to warm up. It worked.

by Chrayoss August 11, 2019

Spicy alaskan

When you fill a condom with water and freeze It then insert it into the woman's ass and dip your dick in Siracha and fuck her

Did you guys fuck

Yeah I gave her the spicy Alaskan

by Mich46 November 11, 2015