I am the Walrus

To be completely stoned high form to maney hits of the Bong, Pipe or Joint.

Dude,...Huhuh Like I am the walrus....got any food

by Dave's not here man February 7, 2005

Ride the Walrus

Ride the walrus: An expression meaning: Committing to an act of desperation as a last resort in an extreme circumstance. (why else would you ride a walrus).

You are being attacked by 3 dogs and have no choice but to jump off of a bridge into a river or die. you jump, essentially riding the mother fucking walrus you ride the walrus.

by Deathmole September 2, 2010

waxing the walrus

A term affectionately passed down to me from an online friend from a friend of hers to refer to male masturbation.

Likely best when you got a fatty your damn drawers can't hold.

Goddammit mom! Can't you see this is my living room and I'm busy waxing the walrus?!

by Jack694 December 6, 2009

fucking the walrus

One is considered to be "fucking the walrus" when he or she takes a good hit of ganja, holds it in, takes a big gulp of chocolate milk, and then exhales. When one exhales, the aftertaste is of Reese's Pieces.

I was fucking the walrus for the first time last night and it was great. Let's buy some more chocolate milk and do it again!!!

by GreenJazz June 10, 2014

Obey the Walrus

A video from YouTube of Sandi Crisp dancing with a reversed nursery rhyme to it.

Obey the Walrus is the epitome of destruction of sanity.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

Push The Walrus

To exaggerate, to stretch the truth, to blow out of proportion.

"Gee you're pushing the walrus!"
"Push the walrus why don't you?"

by DoctorHello April 11, 2009

Punching the Walrus

Originally a termed used to describe a torture technique where a female hostage was repeatedly punched in the genitals to force a confession. Current use of the term is political obfuscation through simple and often contradictory responses to questions that have only one answer.

"The text of the President's press release was full of open ended responses, that didn't even address the reporter's question, he was really punching the walrus on that one."

by Daddiopedia July 13, 2017