Stumbling Monkey

A sexual postion/action: Whilst giving a man a blowjob the blowjobber grabs a firm hold of the scrotum and rips off the testicles.
I don't trust that bitch, she might stumbling monkey me.
by C.H.B. July 2, 2008
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Stumble date

When a couple are incapable of spending the night together due to prior obligations and video chat with Skype and share random websites with one another from Stumbleupon.com
Rain and Carmelo had a Stumble Date on 3/13/10 instead of going out for dinner and a movie.
by melo323 March 14, 2010
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stumbling drunk

when you drink and you start not giving a shit about how you walk and start stumbling
me: i got so crossfaded last night, that shit was lit! i was stumbling drunk but i didn't give a fuck cause i was turnt and fucking hoes!
by springbreak2016! July 13, 2016
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Stumble Brag

A brag about how drunk you got.
Mario, “Tony loves to Stumble Brag, he’s always telling stories like how drunk he gets like once he drank a whole bottle of tequila and then four vodkas, and woke up in the garden with no idea how he got home”
Luigi, “he once told me the police knocked on his door and told him they had stopped him the night before and while they were checking him he jumped in a car and drove off. He insisted it wasn’t him, until they pointed out the dented police car parked in his garage.”
by ROxford March 15, 2021
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Stumble Biskits

A slang term for a xanax pill
"Let's go to Jim's house, he know how to get ahold of them stumble biskits."
by K. McCoy December 9, 2008
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Stumble aporn

"Ugh, my favourite porn site crashed...guess it's time to stumble aporn
by HellInAHandGrenade June 28, 2010
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butt stumble

When you are checking out a hot girls butt from a distance, and as you approach closer and look at her face, you realize that you actually know her.
Dude, I totally butt stumbled Katie in the parking lot as she was taking stuff out of her car's trunk.
by Grad_student January 10, 2014
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