LOOK AT THE SCALLOPS

A reference made in Episode 14 of Gayle, the Youtube series that is finna the best thing you will ever hear.

"You're gonna see sea horses, and sand dollars. You thought this was a regular shower towel? Look at the fun designs. LOOK AT THE SCALLOPS"

by twerksp00n December 9, 2012

erm... what the scallop

cringey and an attempt at saying "what the fuck" in a family friendly way. often used with a ;-; emoticon to maximize cringeyness

person 1: i just ate a shoe
person 2: erm... what the scallop ;-;

by ilovesakura September 6, 2023

slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020

errmm.. what the scallop?

A saying when you hear something very unfunny and offensive, or when your just confused maybe when you just want to shout out something random for no reason, other than showing your discomfort. This sentence is often used in cat videos on tiktok, especially with the other sentence "masala brother, he will be grounded into a fine dust, a fibrous powder"

Person 1: Shes such a b word!
Person 2: errmm.. what the scallop?

by Sereenejuice September 2, 2023

the smallest

to be the littlest or have the least in size

ddd's penis is the smallest

by emhop February 15, 2009

The Sallis Effect

When that one prankster shows back up to the office and now everyone is accusing each other of things they did not do. Sorry again Paul!

I lost my silverware and immediately accused Paul of hiding it. The Sallis Effect strikes again.

by j3tj3rk June 15, 2022

The Sally Jesse Raphael

When a woman is backed up into a corner with her back against a wall while her male partner slides his erect penis in between her breasts, as she squeezes them together, forming a vaginal substitute. The woman also licks the head of the penis as it comes near to her face with thrusting.

Gentleman: "Would you like to bone, baby?"

Lady: "No, I'm on my period. How about a The Sally Jesse Raphael?"

Gentleman: "Fuck ya! I'll turn off sponge bob".

by Mayor McJizz December 23, 2009