hop off the sack

When someone just can't leave someone else alone, usually in a very annoying way.

J: Dude, he called me like 5 times yesterday asking about you. I think he really loves you.

E: WTF it's been a month already, just tell him to hop off the sack!

by Paco da Bidness January 22, 2011

Smack the Sack

To masturbate at such a high speed that your hand smacks your scrotum and makes a wet smacking noise.

Yea, I used to smack the sack, but then it got to loud and my parents heard.

by The Guy1 412435235235 January 10, 2009

Penis in the Sack

It's an adjective for something that's bad. It could be easily subbed in a sentence for bad or shit, but it's a much cooler way of saying it.

Andy: " Yo Josh, how did your exams go?
Josh: " They went really bad, not gonna lie"
Andy: " Shit bro, that's pretty penis in the sack"

Nic: "weather is a bit penis in the sack today"

by penile_eshay August 11, 2022

hit the sack

Means to go to bed, though can be mistaken for masturbation.

Dude: Gonna hit the sack guys, catch you tomorrow.
Girl: Masterbate? sicko...
Dude: I mean go to bed, biatch.

by mc21212 January 20, 2007

Punching the Sack

Any activity involving touching or pleasuring the scrotum/Balls, how ever you call it.

After playing video games, Brian suggested playing a game of Punching the Sack with Max. ;)

by moars June 4, 2010

demon in the sack

Very good in bed. An excellent shag.

I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.

by Atomik Spongface August 13, 2008

hit the sack... and then go to bed

A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.

Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)

by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003