A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood
"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"
by Child manh April 26, 2023
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When she's giving you a blowjob and you crack an egg on her forehead.
I just bust a nut on Sarah's face and when I smashed her head with an egg the mixture looked like a fresh Sucky Scrambler.
by Literal-Tumor November 22, 2016
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Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.
He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.
by Frostwulf March 25, 2012
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Everything is bigger in Texas, they say, and this beefcake was certainly no exception. I am pretty sure I got served by the Texas Organ Scrambler.
by postwarbrit June 22, 2021
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Similar to a Chinese fire drill but orgy-like. Everyone exits the vehicle to try new positions.
The gang frequently pulls over to do the off road scrambler.
by P-for-paranoia December 17, 2019
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One who creates a funny feeling in another's scrotum by lightly tickling said subject's testicles.
She goes far beyond just giving good head or a great handjob. That girl's a straight testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler.
by Nickdawgus May 1, 2006
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When your wife catches you off guard by grabbing you by the nuts and shaking them frantically.
My wife gave me a Dixie Scrambler in the middle of Wal-Mart!
by Motleyfreak January 16, 2018
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