A hot corn filled shat! Leaves your anus burning long after the wipe. Often caused by eating lots of corn with a spicy Cajun or Mexican entree.
by swanballs August 30, 2010
So your women gets in the Reverse Doggy Style Position and sits directly on your balls making sure your cock is out you start jerking off and her butt cheeks rattle your balls guaranteed explosion
by Daniel Oco February 10, 2023
A gigantic arse intruding dildo, nothing like you have ever seen. The only thing that matches the length of this beast is it's girth! It's what can only be described as a arse destroyer. Only the most accomplished and experienced can even attempt the task of conquering the batty rattler!
by Jonny and Steve August 30, 2018
I was racing go karts at Atlanta Motorsports Park and my left lung flew out of my body when I drove over the cage rattlers in turn 2
by Monkey832 April 10, 2022
While receiving a blow job, the receiver of said pleasure open hand slaps the side of the givers head with the ferocity of JJ Watt performing a swim move while pursuing the quarterback.
"I gave the old lady such a Skull Rattler last night that she may need to enter the NFL's concussion protocol."
by paulyballgame May 5, 2017
A derogatory term for Australians. On account of the number of criminals transported there from Britain
by Inselaffe January 16, 2021
When one takes anal beads to the next level by putting Texas Pete hot sauce on the beads instead of lube
by Texasrattler April 3, 2019