paulyballgame's definitions

Doubling Down

The act of standing at the urinal when you realize that you need to take a shit, so you quickly penguin foot it over to the nearest stall. Thus going from #1 to #2 in rapid fashion.

"Man I just doubled down in the shitter."

"I nearly shit my pants at the urinal, but I ended up Doubling Down just in time."

by paulyballgame September 5, 2013

Skull Rattler

While receiving a blow job, the receiver of said pleasure open hand slaps the side of the givers head with the ferocity of JJ Watt performing a swim move while pursuing the quarterback.

"I gave the old lady such a Skull Rattler last night that she may need to enter the NFL's concussion protocol."

by paulyballgame May 5, 2017