Definitions by paulyballgame

Skull Rattler 

While receiving a blow job, the receiver of said pleasure open hand slaps the side of the givers head with the ferocity of JJ Watt performing a swim move while pursuing the quarterback.

"I gave the old lady such a Skull Rattler last night that she may need to enter the NFL's concussion protocol."

Skull Rattler by paulyballgame May 5, 2017

Doubling Down 

The act of standing at the urinal when you realize that you need to take a shit, so you quickly penguin foot it over to the nearest stall. Thus going from #1 to #2 in rapid fashion.

"Man I just doubled down in the shitter."

"I nearly shit my pants at the urinal, but I ended up Doubling Down just in time."

Doubling Down by paulyballgame September 5, 2013