Nanny Mcfee

A creep babysitter with a wart the size of Alaska who does weird things to the children she watches.

Man, I can't believe the babysitter was a total Nanny Mcfee. I'm going to have pay for years of therapy.

by Makeittillyoubreakit January 7, 2017

Hoe-Nanny

The Nanny of the hoes. Someone who runs and owns the hoes.

The owner of the whorehouse was such a great hoe-nanny that all of the hoes confided in her.

by SexyMamaLama December 30, 2008

fannie nannie

A friend who discourages another female friend from having sex by acting like an unwanted caretaker of her vagina

Hannah: Did Amina hook up with her ex last night?
Fatima: They got to the bedroom but Zainab walked into the room and took her away.
Miraal: What a fannie nannie!

by Destroyerqueen June 2, 2015

Zanny the Nanny

A fictitious babysitter, created by amoral, trashy, and promiscuous single mothers in order to deflect blame for poor parenting. "Zanny", actually is the street name for a drug called Alprazolam.

I was so bombed, high, and too busy having sex! It sure is a good thing Zanny the Nanny was watching my child!

by Captain Biscuit June 14, 2011

nanny goatee

Hair on the chin of a woman. Frequently seen in post-menopausal,hispanic and brazilian women. Usually accompanied by a "misstache".

You can spot a brazilian woman by the big,gaping asshole and the black nanny goatee.

by wolfbait51 March 28, 2011

fucked the nanny

made a stupid mistake, or a great blunder

Jimmy: I got another speeding ticket.
Bob: wow, Jimmy you really fucked the nanny on that one.

Jake: My wife is divorcing me and taking everything.
Elwood: What did you do? Fuck the Nanny?

by MnJack December 27, 2009

Daddy Nanny

A Daddy Nanny is a wonderfully slutty servant girl who is a sexy maid with a second mission to keep the males all well-laid. She polishes the floors and then polishes that dick too. She cooks dinner, serves dinner, and goes downtown, giving a deep throat blow job under the table while the man is eating the dinner. She treats her man like a King, like a Lord and Master.

A Daddy Nanny is four kinds of Candy: Eye Candy, Arm Candy, Mind Candy, and Cock Candy. She can cook, clean, and fuck better than your wife.

A Daddy Nanny is an articulate, intelligent woman who also loves hardcore sex. She performs all her duties naked. She is sensual like a dancer and skilled like a porn-star. Daddy Nannies are normally young petite girls, busty hotties, or older women who were former models.

A Daddy Nanny spends 80% of her time fucking Daddy...and the rest doing domestic chores.

Hugh Hefner is known to have had more than one Daddy Nanny at the Playboy Mansion.

by Bonniebadbutgood February 4, 2009