JC

Some stupid cunt who likes to play golf all the time. Often found with a gigantic erect cock upon the forehead, JC likes to fuck midgets and eat cow shit. JC can also be found in his local nursery, looking for children to steal and take back to his dirty grotto, located in his basement. In this grotto, he uses all kinds of sex toys, brushes, cucumbers and other pole shaped objects to screw his victims up the bum and even in the eye. He also like orange juice.

JC sucks massive donkey bollocks.

by Sarsauki July 28, 2010

jc

Another stupid abbreviation used in internet/chat second in uselessness only to nm. JC is the abbreviation for 'just chillin' used by wanabe gangstas and really lazy people.

person 1: sup fag?
person 2: jc n u?

by Knoxy July 29, 2006

JC

A Violent stamp on the head when the other person is laying bleeding on the ground outside Mcdonalds.

"Yo,i'm gonna JC dat fool yo"
"yeh stamp on dat nigga hard breadrin"
"fo sho my nephew"

by Lewthe'muthafuckin'p.i.m.p May 20, 2008

JC

short for jerk club - the act of pissing people off consisting of mostly illegal activities.

Let's jc tonight.

by Trillo October 28, 2001

JC

Slang for Jefferson City High School in Jefferson City Missouri.

I go to JC, but it's not as good as Helias.

by A great American January 18, 2006

JC

When your name is Jarred And You Get Red from Bi-Slaps, Cock Slaps, Wad Slaps, Tri-Slaps, Glute Slaps. In a relationship with Mr.Jaycee Upshaw. When your wad gets ticked and you go red.

When the buds and Kg get jarred cock (JC) ticked

by DHelbig November 17, 2008

JC

A recently common insult, usually meaning 'loser', or 'retard'. Usually common amongst teenagers, especially around northeast Britain. This latest phenemenon in insults is different than the usual, as it is replaces the recipient's name. The origin of this is unknown, but is known to pass from school to school.

"Haha, wow, JC, you're such an idiot"

"Wow, you hit like a JC!"

by JFE March 4, 2009