Hamburglar Thighs

It's that thing you know when a woman shoves a ham between her thighs and tries to waddle out of walmart with it under her skirt.

Tanisha should bring the easter ham this year - she gained so much weight that she now has the best hamburglar thighs out of all of us!

by yeaummwhat December 24, 2010

hamburglar helper

McDonald's food.

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

Jerry the Hamburglar

A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.

Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.

Mom: Where did the ham go?

Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?

by Thehammatime August 16, 2021

Hamburglar week

Hamburglar week is the celebrate on first week of november where we celebrate the hamburglar to please him so he doesn’t steal our hamburgers

I drew some art of the hamburglar because it hamburglar week

by GioJoeJojo November 6, 2021

Hamburglar skank

one who burgles ham and has herpes

katie is such a hamburglar skank

by mayatheBEE January 4, 2008

The Temple of Gremace and the Hamburglar

A religion of worshiping the McDonald's characters Gremace (the big purple guy) and the Hamburglar (that gay thief guy). This religion involves you having to go to temple every day at 2am or you will be tracked down and killed. To join this religion you must cut your wrist over a bible letting the blood drip over it while you eat a hamburger from a preticipating McDonald's only $.99 and while you are there you should try monopoly at McDonald's where you have a 1 in 4 chance of winning, just saying.

Lets go to the temple of Gremace and the hamburglar and slit our wrists!

by The Buffy the Vampire Slayer October 13, 2011

Hamburglared

To be intoxicated to a point of belligerence, often from Molson Canadian and Export.

Tim was so hamburglared last night, he woke up on the front lawn next to his own puke. He was later awoken at 4am, whilst asleep in the bathroom, by his friend's father.

by T-Slizzle September 22, 2010