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Raj the security guard

Regional Christchurch slang for particularly thirsty single men regularly seen posing in mall mirrors. Loves gym selfies but never manages to get his face in the shot. Has no game and repeatedly tries the same tactics expecting a different result. Often confused about their own sexuality.
I got catfish by another Raj the security guard. Sweet guns but a face only a mother could love
by Thurston Harde April 15, 2021
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men who guard the ass fort

"Thank god for the men who guard the ass fort."
by Smapdee May 6, 2003
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The Iron Guard

Fascists
He's with The Iron Guard= He's with the fascists
by Iisus Hristos November 27, 2016
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fox guarding the chicken coop

A completely prejudiced and stereotypical saying used by ignorant homophobes to justify not giving orphaned children to gay parents. This is based on the belief that all gay people are pedophiles, which is hateful and mean.
"We can't let those fags have kids, they'll just use them as sex toys! Its like the fox guarding the chicken coop!" "Dude, i'm not even gay and I know thats f*cked up.
by imgettingbored March 27, 2011
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fox guarding the chicken coop

Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.
Normal American 1:
"Hey, why the hell are those two men feeling up that young boy? I'm getting my gun."

Normal American 2:
"You'll go to jail, its all legal thanks to the democrats."

Normal American 1:
"What the fuck! This is the fox guarding the chicken coop."
by Rick Virginia May 30, 2009
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the nuggie guard

The one who stands behind the counter of the cafeteria and controls the flow of nuggies throughout the land. Too many; gluttony. Too few; chaos.
The nuggie guard was generous in her gift upon us today. A yield of 7 nuggies is surely enough to get us through the winter.
by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018
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