jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off

brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?

by chi-hi tennis March 1, 2008

gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008

Gerk Jerkin'

when you jerk off with vinegar.

When you get named Gerk Jerkin' on discord

Adam: Have you tried jerking off with vinegar? the tingles are rather pleasant

Scott: I've been Gerk Jerkin' all my life

by Spoonyl0ve October 26, 2020

Gerke

A beautiful and strong women, with a hilarious sense of humor. A person, who spreads love and comfort. A person, who thrives with their intelligence and intellect.

Gerke is a beautiful women.

by TheoneandonlyL.H. November 25, 2021

Gerk

A man’s butt

Kaleb plays with the mans gerk inside the car not knowing he’s being watched.

by Jiamek April 23, 2024

Gerk

When you beat someone’s ass then continue to undress them, spread their ass cheeks open and spit into their asshole

“AYE, GERK THAT NIGGA”

by gerkinator3000 November 9, 2025

Gerk

To spew corporate jargon.

That meeting was a total gerk session. Does anyone even know what they talked about?

by Camptheman45 August 17, 2025