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King George the III of England

Born: 4th of June 1738
Reigned: 1760 - 1820
Died: 1820
His reign marked thew loss of the American Colonies. After the Boston Tea Party in 1773.
He also created the Buckingham Palace and the English word sandwich during a game of cards.
After the death of French king Louise the XVI George worried that he was next this drove him to the point of insanity and also made him blind.
His son George IV of England ran as regent as his father recovered from his illness.
Eventually the king returned to normal but he was still blind.
Later 60 years into his reign he died.
King George the III of England was the first Hanoverian to be born in Briton.
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The Messy George Gallagher

Requires one naked virgin girl, one bunk bed, one large sheet of plastic, and three audience members.

Position the naked virgin on the bottom bunk so that she is on her stomach, her ass is in the air, and her legs are resting on the floor. Have the audience members placed directly behind her ass, sitting in folding chairs, and plastic at the ready. The man goes to the top bunk and positions himself so that he can somersault off the top bunk while hanging on to the bed frame, thus ensuring that he’ll swing toward the girl. Before doing this, the man must have an erection. The man swings down from the top bunk, aiming his penis so that it slides seamlessly into the girl’s vagina. With so much force behind the penis, the virgin’s cherry explodes all over the audience members, who put up the plastic shield and laugh hysterically.
"I always knew my first time would be special. I'm just so happy Todd was limber enough to do The Messy George Gallagher
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Mr. Wilson is a man who is part of the neighborhood watch program and does not like anyone in his yard. He will use his 2nd amendment rights and is quick to claim self defense. He "walks" his pets near your house and will stare at your guess to see who you have over and if they fit the description of being "thugs" and will try to know more about you and your family by asking a lot of questions.

George: Nosey and privileged men who takes things into their own hands like they are vigilantes instead of by law. They see things they do not agree with and argues or protest against it publicly with threats. They often uses the term "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" in response to brutality.
There goes "Mr. Wilson or George the male Karen" staring out his window again. I should wave at his nosey self.

Ok "Mr. Wilson or George the male Karen", you are the one who followed me around the neighborhood like a cop. I didn't do anything.
by Victory 88 April 28, 2022
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george the dog

literally the coolest dog there is.

he’s a good cuddler
great kisser
and literally just a god amongst dogs
i wish my dog was a george the dog
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George the great

A man of culture with nice cock (male chicken) and balls (a toy).
-George the great, I am in love with your cock and balls.

-Did not ask lol.
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George in the jungle

When you have a shit and it gets stuck in your bum hole pubes.
by Josh and Kieran from your home November 14, 2018
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George Thorogood ( the drink order )

A George Thorogood is a name of a drink order which consists of One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer, (of course referring to the artist and his song of the same name) . This tripple drink in usually ordered in a bar by someone who, for whatever personal reason, has the specific intent to get plastered as quickly as possible. The three drinks are fully consumed in this specific order, usually just before belching and ordering another round.
John ( to Bartender ) : ...yeah, gimme a George Thorogood...

Steve (to Rick) : Shit ! John just ordered a George Thorogood ( the drink order ) !

Rick (to Steve) : Let him be, man, he just broke up with Sally...

Steve (to Rick) : Oh, I see. I didn't know... I'll get his car keys off of him...
by Marc O.C. February 28, 2011
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