The Gardener

"Plant a seed in her dirt hole and see what grows"

After a morning fuck session following a one night stand, you big spoon her while your dick recovers for another round. While recovering, you let it slip in her ass so she doesn't realize it till its too late. At this point, she either digs it or she bolts...either way, you win.

Travis was done messing with the broad, she needed to leave or let him put it in her ass so he gave her "the gardener"

by awac March 19, 2009

work the garden

The act of tending to your herb, or otherwise, toking the reefer.

"Nah I'm just gonna stay here and surf... work the garden."
-Mathew McConaughey. Surfer Dude (movie)

by the most sly of johns February 4, 2009

Check the Garden

Going out for a smoke - commonly used by stoners to go out for a joint, but may just refer to a cigarette.

"Do you want to check the garden??"

by SibLIGHTS May 30, 2016

Eat the garden

To eat the puuussssss of a vegan.

Timmy: hey penny ,can I eat the garden?
penny: sure *speads legs*

by pizzacutter24 March 22, 2017

Letting the dog in the garden

Fingering your asshole with a dog biscuit. Using a dog treat as a dildo.

Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"

You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"

by Pewpew Boom December 21, 2017

tidy up the garden

to trim your pubic hair

I'm seeing John tomorrow, so I'd better tidy up the garden tonight in advance.

by greekgoldrush June 2, 2016

The Garden

The Garden of Eden; a safehouse; a place where no one can die or be harmed.

Person 1: Man, I need a safehouse.

Person 2: No such thing, unless you live in the Garden.

by Marizipan October 13, 2008