Friend of the family

someone who enjoys doing drugs considered harder than alcohol and marijuana

"Lori, is that molly in your bag? Tabs of acid in your wallet!?
"Yes, but hush, don't make a scene!"
"Of course, but that's cool! I did not know you were a friend of the family!"

by pancaketreehouse May 25, 2021

focus on the family

n.
a christian organization that proclaims spongebob to be gay in the name of the proverbial 'focusing on the family'

focus on the family helps kids know the horrors of spongebob, the pubescent sea-sponge.

by lyra August 29, 2005

a member of the family

in gay slang, a fellow homosexual.

"his favorite color is fuscia? you can tell he's a member of the family..."

by themarcuscreature February 13, 2005

Focus on The Family

A christian organization based in Colorado Springs that was founded by Dr.James Dobson. When their massive "complex" was built, they "forgot" to pay one of their workers, resulting in an armed stand off. Typical of other large christian organizations based in CS (see also: New Life Church) they mouth the words of peace while teaching hate and intolerance. Dr. Dobson has been featured on various national news programs usually spreading his narrow minded views on (pick one or more) homosexuality, atheism, how satan is real, drug use, pre-marital sex, how the republicans are truly the blessed of god, how democrats are spawn of satan, pro-life, how killing abortion doctors is ok etc. etc. Focus on the family is responsible for pumping millions into republican coffers, doing slander ads against their opponents, all as a "non-profit" company. Like most such organizations their sprawling compound is located on prime real estate and their governing board pulls down more than most corporate CEOs. While their workers are your standard disfunctional underpaid religious zealot, who believes that it's ok to beat the wife, ignore the kids, have an affair etc. as long they go to church on Sunday and drag their family along, they will be completely forgiven. Thus a vicious circle continues. (see hypocrite)

want me to focus on the family?
whose family? cause your family pretty fucked up for you to be focusing on someone else...

by PimpFishy November 5, 2006

All in the Family

One of the best sitcoms ever made. About Archie Bunker, Edith Bunker, Mike Stivic, and Gloria Stivic.

All in the family is awesome

by GrellSutclifftheReaper8 May 13, 2016

white sheep of the family

The black sheep of the family except everyone else are the black sheep.

Everyone here is weird except Jake
Yea he is the white sheep of the family

by ._the.br21 May 6, 2020

keep it in the family

(v.) To bear children formed out of incestous relationships.

That guy fucks his sister because he likes to keep it in the family, and wants kids with her.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004