To be humped in the ass with a giant strap-on dildo by your partner or significant other.
The wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I agreed to get clarked in the mud-hole....bad idea.
by D1ngo1 October 14, 2010
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Clarks (Wallabies) are an ill brand of shoes that Ghostface Killah (from Wu-Tang) wears and raps about. Wu-Wear have a lot of clarks style wallabies for sale.
"Boom, yo I got a crazy idea how to do Clarks now" - from Glaciers of Ice, by Ghostface Killah
by cypherous-twelve September 21, 2003
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A pleasant gift given out of nowhere. Or clarking which is the process of giving someone a nice gift. Usually someone you dont know and in a public place. Or receiving a pleasant gift randomly from a stranger.
"Hey that guy over there just clarked me some cand"

"I think I'm gonna go clarking later it'd be fun"
by Suelou June 28, 2017
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Someone who helps you by only doing what they want.
My friend said he was doing so much to help me
But every time he shows up somehow my problems grow a little bigger

Man that sounds like a fake friend...

"Nah man! he is a good dude he just likes to Clark around sometimes"

"Yeah dude, that still sounds like a fake friend"
by TheRecconingofyourmotives. August 8, 2021
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At Macteens, being "clarked" is being banned from the forums, banning your whole country (See Hong Kong), or seeing hex code instead of text by the Administrator, who's name is, coincedentally, Clark. It's quite the common occurance.
Oh man, Clark clarked me again for being an arse.
by Mike T. L. June 7, 2006
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A guy with a incredibly huge penis and has balls of steel and is great at sports
Dude this guy clarked The basketball game Defined
by Clarke yo boi February 23, 2017
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A rich white boy who tries to act black even though it's pretty obvious he looks like justin bieber. Who thinks he's a gangsta bur everyone knows that he is as white as his girlfriend
That's a clarke right there
by bubbles01 February 29, 2016
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