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I've got a lot of canvas

Phr. Secret lesbian code for the prospect of sexual relations with another woman to test whether or not she is a lesbian.
Hey, we should hang out and paint together sometime, because I've got a lot of canvas.
by Clam Jouster January 18, 2011
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Zesty Canvas

A Twink-like body type that is common amongst more slender homosexuals
yeah that skinny kid has a zesty canvas
by uuuuuhhhhhhhhghhgh February 21, 2024
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Yorkshire Canvas

The act of inserting a whole packet of crayons into your sphincter, then once ready to defecate, you excrete the contents of your rectal passage into the toilet bowl. Thus resulting in an extravagant display of colours
Dude 1:Dude, I totally made the most impressive Yorkshire Canvas the other day.
Dude 2: Dude, sweet

Dude 1: Dude, totally
by The Dudest Dude, Dude October 16, 2017
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canvas discussions

This means that the discussions are tedious and literally no one cares about them! Most students just find some answer on google and summarize it as their discussion.
Students don’t forget to finish your canvas discussions tonight. Its worth 10 points!
by clife March 10, 2021
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Canvas

A sexy woman you paint repeatedly with cum
That big titty sexpot Trixie is the perfect canvas. I can paint a Jackson Pollock on her with my man goo
by chorizogordo February 1, 2024
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Canvas

Learning Management System developed by Instructure, Which Deputy Principals seem to love and force all the student's work through that dumbass site making it TOO accessible, You can even get it on your iPod, forget being sick to not do the work, They except you to do it on Canvas, even if you had COVID, or even if you can upload anything to Canvas without getting errors and the Teacher giving you a straight up zero, Even If the teachers know how to use it properly and not assign 50 assignments within one day, It will make you even miss Google Classroom.
Mr Ratburn: Right, I hope everyone has done all of their Assessments that are due this week and anyone who hasn't submitted with get a zero mark.
Muffy: But I had corona when we did this
Mr Ratburn: Well you were meant to do them on Canvas if you were sick!
Muffy: How was I supposed to know that?
Mr Ratburn: I'm marking you a zero Muffy, Also you Francine!

Francine: What? I submitted it.
Mr Ratburn: I can't open a LibreOffice file, You Fail, so do you Buster!
Buster: But It came up with an error when I submitted it!
Mr Ratburn: Should've gone to the IT Desk then, Fail!
Buster: All they said is to turn off and turn it back on, That didn't help.
by IToldYouNotToTouchIt May 5, 2022
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Blank canvas in the oven.

A tattooed woman/couple expecting her/their unborn baby.
Looks like those guys must have a Blank canvas in the oven.
by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020
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