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Luke (the chinaman) Campbell

The Chinese Paralympic track and field superstar. Although he does not have the mental capacity to learn how to wash his dishes, he is still determined to one day make a better guac than his roommate. He knows that once he has done this, he can finally earn Ju's love.
I beat you in a race you little Luke (the chinaman) Campbell!
by Dean Lane November 26, 2024
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Camping the fast lane

When someone hangs out in the passing lane regardless of traffic pattern and refuses to yield to overtaking traffic, regardless of how long the line of traffic is behind them.
"What is with all the traffic?"

"Some douche-bag is camping the fast lane and no one can pass"
by Erkadurka September 30, 2015
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camping in the woods

When you're eating out a girl with a bush and fall asleep in the bush
dude i was camping in the woods with lauren casparion last night.
by ken dog August 19, 2008
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Campbell's Soup of the Day

oral sex received while the giver has a mouth full of Campbell's soup.
When Bill arrived home after a long day of work, he asked "Susan, what's for dinner?"

Susan replies, "Campbell's Soup of the Day," then takes a drink of her Soup at Hand and kneels down in front of him.
by Magellan925 December 17, 2010
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Neil Campbell the 3rd

Neil Campbell the 3rd - An Irish male without an Irish Accent, has 4 favourite days of the year - England v Ireland Rugby, St Patricks Day, his Bornday and when he was dancing to Come On Eileen in Fever with Sophie.

Neil Campbell the 3rd is know as a Salmon who resides in a dark room.

dont be a Neil go and make Sophie coffee.
by SassysoSsssgghfghdghdhdhhffhfc February 21, 2019
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camping the raptor

In Unreal Tournament 2004, a fucktard who thinks its cool to wait by the Raptor spawn point so he can fly around like a moron until he gets shot and then jumps out at high altitudes thinking he's gonna save himself and then dies. All this, mind you, while your power nodes are getting shot to shit by some mountain camper with the flak cannon's alternate fire mode and a super shield pack.
by iGialloRossi April 8, 2004
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Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last)

slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.
Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.
by Beat That Bitch! August 6, 2006
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