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the blood brothers

a truely genre defiante band. who have a sound of hard core with apsolute no metal influence. despite what people say there NOT screamo, screamo died in the late 90s. altho loved by people who are into screamo.
people ether love or hate the blood brotherts there no gray area
by lushus September 4, 2004
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A post-hardcore/experimental band originating from the Seattle area that is one of the most original and innovative bands to hit the music scene since At The Drive-In. The band consists of Johnny Whitney and Jordan Blilie at vox, Morgan Henderson at bass, Cody Votolato at guitar and Mark Gajadahar at drums. Johnny is also known to play keyboards on occassion and Cody Votolato is known to play in his brother, Rocky Votolato's band, Waxwing. The Blood Brothers formed in 2000 and debuted with "This Adultery Is Ripe" in 2001 and have since released "March On The Electric Children" in 2002, their most popular album, "Burn Piano Island, Burn" in 2003 and their latest album, "Crimes" in 2004. The Blood Brothers have since been proclaimed everything from the new At The Drive-In, as stated in another entry, to the 21st Century's answer to Fugazi. The Blood Brothers are known for their weird, sometimes even disturbing lyrics, abstract guitars, the high pitched singing of frontman Johnny Whitney and their incoherent screams.
Bob: Wow, I can't find anyone to replace At The Drive-In. They were one of a kind...
Sam: Well, that's not true. More like 2 of a kind.
Bob: What?
Sam: Here's Burn Piano Island, Burn by a band called The Blood Brothers. They're like At The Drive-In on steroids.
by SKS July 22, 2008
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The Jonas Brothers

A stupid boy band that came up from the far reaches of hell to spread evil music and seduce young 10-16 year old girls to liking them, even though they know they suck music wise, they still think that they still portray looks that thrill them even though the common girl would say that they are not that attractive looking and that they're fake just like the jerk that the usual girl has dated in her lifetime.

The fan usually does this in a post like this:

1) Speak out in rage that the person doesn't like them that everyone should like them though they can't see that they have a thing called "opinion" and that they don't know what it means cuz they are young.

2) Tell the person that they are jealous of their talent and hotness, and the answer is usually "why would i be jealous of a band that stinks as much as they are, and they aren't that good looking"

3) The fan finds themselves with no good comebacks so they can only use the example in #2 because they know they can't win.

4) Tell the person that they are the greatest band in the world, that they are cute, hot, kind, sweet, and talented, even though they can't really name another band that they also like other than them. Though they can say that even though there are more than 100 bands that rock more than them, try giving The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, KISS, Queen a listen and then you'll realize that you were too stupid to realize that you are too shallow in the realm of music.
Girl 1: OMG! I love the Jonas Brothers they're so hot and talented

Guy: riiiiiigggghhtttt.... no they aren't talented and they aren't that hot looking.

Girl: But they're the greatest band in the world, they are so hot and talented.

Guy: Not even by a long shot, let alone getting your ears bleeding to their god awful sound and voices.

Girl: They're voices are amazing, your jealous!

Guy: Come on, can't you think of anything better than that, i've heard better comebacks than a toaster.
by Tom11983 September 28, 2008
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The Jonas Brothers

"Hey! Did you hear the Jonas Brothers' new song?"
"Oh! Don't you mean the Fags in tight pants' new song?"
by YourMothersafaggot Fosho February 22, 2009
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The Jonas Brothers

Three low life fags that suffocate their dicks with ass tight pants.
The Jonas Brothers are puke-worthy. As if one wasn't bad enough, there has to be 3.
by LameMuch? February 16, 2009
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the jonas brothers

very small penis+bad music=ancestrial fags
enough said...
Cameron:Did you know that the jonas brothers have a concert soon?

Kyle:Whats a jonas brothers?

Cameron:Its an ancestrial fag group that plays bad music and have very small penises

Kyle:Oh.....happy face =)
by MrFro5000 March 11, 2009
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The Jonas Brothers

Fuckheads with no musical talent whatsoever, who are similar to Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus in three different ways.

1. They have no talent.
2. They continue to destroy music in America.
3. They are women.

They are posers who stink at the guitar.
Idiotic 8 year old Jonas Brothers Fan: I love the Jonas Brothers!
True Metallica/Guns and Roses/Jimi Hendrix/Led Zeppelin fan: You're an idiot, little girl. You have no clue about music, and neither do any of the Jonas Brothers fans from ages 8-16.
by thecrazymonkey April 9, 2009
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