The Bible
The Bible by CedarsAccount December 9, 2008
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1. A ridiculous attempt to add validity to an equally ridiculous set of beliefs held by gullible, subservient, pseduo-masochistic, child fucking , soap box carrying, back woods dwelling people to convince mainly themselves and the like that thier imaginary friend is real because the bible is thought to be the inherent word of God the omnipotent, omnipresent, douche bag that is so powerful yet remains indifferent to the suffering of kids who are molested and abused, the millions who sleep out side, & those who are born into violence, and dispare.
2. A step by step guide to becoming a racist, ignorant, judgmental, arrogant, piece of shit that non Christians can't stand to be around, because you all are dripping In fraud, your either aware your living a bullshit existence which makes you a sociopath, or your just too fucking stupid and are incapable of critical though, problem solving, and thinking for yourself.
2. A step by step guide to becoming a racist, ignorant, judgmental, arrogant, piece of shit that non Christians can't stand to be around, because you all are dripping In fraud, your either aware your living a bullshit existence which makes you a sociopath, or your just too fucking stupid and are incapable of critical though, problem solving, and thinking for yourself.
I cannot believe so many people still believe that the bible is a literal work of God.
By now you would think that people would realize that from cover to cover the bible is on lie after another.
Professing belief in the bible is a sure fire way to lose every shred of credibility you possessed.
By now you would think that people would realize that from cover to cover the bible is on lie after another.
Professing belief in the bible is a sure fire way to lose every shred of credibility you possessed.
The Bible
the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.
your fucking god is a faggot.
The Bible by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005
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The bible by DislikedBum November 17, 2018
The Bible
The Bible is the way for happy eternal life. People do not like The Bible because it restricts all the sinful "fun". But people love their sin (all the authors of the definitions above) so they decide to go to Hell.
Christian: "Hey, Jesus loves you, don't do that to yourself. Try reading The Bible, it's a The greatest book you will ever read with all he answers you need"
Atheist: "But I love sinning!"
Atheist: "But I love sinning!"
The Bible by Csgo7daysban May 19, 2021
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The bible
so its like any of the marvel movies there science fiction so like jesus like fuck that guy hes soooooo gay like who cares about the blind people like just let them fall off a cliff like they wont have a good life anyways and like moses ur gay but ur stick lowkey lit like its just like i want this ocean split in half welp why not fuck it
The bible by nigga on a trigga June 7, 2019