guy: lets have sex
girl: no i believe in abstinance
guy: *gasps* so youre still a virgin?
girl: yes. im a good christian girl.
guy: okay, bend over and ill cure you of your phobia
by rollingstoner69 October 7, 2010
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Holding oneself back voluntarily. Ha! Ha! Ha!
"Abstinence", it makes the "Hard" grow fonder.
by Ha! ha! ha! October 4, 2008
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Holding oneself back voluntarily. Ha! Ha! Ha!
"Abstinence", it makes the "Hard" grow fonder.
by Ha! ha! ha! October 4, 2008
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Something that does not work.
9/10 chastity vow takers break their pledge.

Abstinence does not work
by Animalzap August 23, 2009
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The dumbest thing since Crystal Pepsi. Usually practiced by Churchies and fat Girls.
"I'm abstinant and I got to the First Baptist Church!!"
by Nick April 11, 2005
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It is a word for people that can't get any pussy or dick.
My friend is 300Lbs so she chose to be Abstinence.
by Ajuntapall January 18, 2009
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1) A vow of no sex untill you are married. Usually only losers who beleive in god uphold this vow.

2) People who, dont understand/cant appriciate/are afraid of, sex are the ones who beleive in this.
look at that babe, such a waste for her to beleive in abstinence
by Theribus September 24, 2005
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