A:Someone who is not fly at all

B:Someone who doesn't smoke weed. Seeing how Ostriches can't fly, they never get high chu feel?
"I'm a big baller who's real fly, and your just an ostrich breh..."

"I aint gonna date no ostrich bish chu feels?"
by Takeanapimok February 22, 2010
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Another name for the animal "Emu" which sounds closely related to the word "Emo"; Most often used to make fun of the genre of people known as emo or emotional people. Slightly less derogatory
Look at that ostrich, Tanner, taking black and white pictures over there.
by Lex Rough January 27, 2006
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verb. The act of one person hopping onto another person's back so that the "top" person is sitting on the "bottom's" lower back with his/her legs wrapped around the bottom's waist. Usually seen with the bottom sprinting around while the top pecks his/her head backwards and forwards. Flip-flopping the roles of top and bottom can occur, but are very rare.
I just saw Peter and Daniel ostriching down the street pissing everybody off. I always thought Peter was the top, but I guess I was wrong.
by ostrichtop November 13, 2010
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A fat ghetto native american woman with a very overweight upper body and very thin legs resembling and ostrich.
Hey, you see that ostrich standing over by the checkout counter? She's probly gonna pay with her welfare cheques.
by Rod burner October 8, 2014
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Someone who is scared and a pussy. Also someone most likely a female who has a vagina. A nicer way to say pussy.
Damn, he is such a ostrich
I'd love to hit that ostrich.
Look at the ostrich on her.
by Bossree December 27, 2007
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What you throw up after tossing sombodies salad.
This morning my bed was covered in Ostrich Tar because of all the butt holes I ate out last night.
by King Kenedy May 31, 2005
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