Woman who is convinced she is always right, never makes mistakes, nothing is her fault, and that you're never good enough.
She likes to chew food loudly, drink gin and tonics, and then chew on the ice.
She enjoys yelling and pointing out things you do wrong.
She hates everyone and everyone hates her, and she likes to point that out while lying on her bed while complaining that you don't do enough.
She is the soul cause of your depression, the concusion you suffered when you were 10, and your obsession and anxiety problems.
You love her.
She likes to chew food loudly, drink gin and tonics, and then chew on the ice.
She enjoys yelling and pointing out things you do wrong.
She hates everyone and everyone hates her, and she likes to point that out while lying on her bed while complaining that you don't do enough.
She is the soul cause of your depression, the concusion you suffered when you were 10, and your obsession and anxiety problems.
You love her.
"Hey Mom can I have a few dollars to buy pens that I need for school."
"No, I don't have any money...Oh look, my custom Neiman Marcus suit came in the mail."
"No, I don't have any money...Oh look, my custom Neiman Marcus suit came in the mail."
by leftsuburbia August 5, 2005
Dat lady who drives you nuts but who you can’t help but love....... hopefully. Amazing woman Super short. LOVES FLOWERS! Hates guns and most definitely dislikes you.
Mom: will you be home for dinner?
You: nope.
Mom: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE THEN DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFORT IT TOOK TO COOK IT!!! Sit down boy and let me tell you!
You: ugh.
Mom: so I was at Starbucks.......
You: nope.
Mom: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE THEN DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFORT IT TOOK TO COOK IT!!! Sit down boy and let me tell you!
You: ugh.
Mom: so I was at Starbucks.......
by FamilyFave October 14, 2019
The one person a daughter can hate the most
mothers can:
-be bitches
-invade your privacy
-believe thier always right
-nag and complain constantly
-hit you for no reason
-cause public embarassment
-make you break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend
and the list could go on...the only thing to thank a mother for is the gift of life THAT'S IT
mothers can:
-be bitches
-invade your privacy
-believe thier always right
-nag and complain constantly
-hit you for no reason
-cause public embarassment
-make you break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend
and the list could go on...the only thing to thank a mother for is the gift of life THAT'S IT
by hdfiuydsfndksf May 14, 2007
some woman you didn't chose to be with yet you are stuck with your entire life until you move out. bitch who always thinks she's right, and if you DARE say she's wrong all hell breaks loose. nags the shit out of you about how you don't do enough chores. goes apeshit if you dont get perfect grades. tells you that you have to be forever grateful that she brought you into this world.
"do the laundry! clean your room! get better grades! your a failure and will never make it in life!" -mom
"FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!" - me
"FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!" - me
by titaniccc45 August 21, 2009
Another way of writing 'mum'. A woman who screams at you all day and night for not doing your chores (and the woman is not your wife)
by mysterious_writa September 26, 2004
by The G.O.A.T~_^_^ February 18, 2021
A magician, a psychic, a warrior & a hero. Someone who gives you life, and also keeps you alive... & she still does that even when you're a 38 year old woman. She can never be replaced & does not hear "Thank you" or "I love you" enough. If she's your best friend- you are beyond blessed- but even if she isn't, she should be respected.
by KristenCallaway May 8, 2020