telepathic shuffle

The slightly unnerving event of the shuffle feature on an MP3 player or other media player somehow choosing a song particularly appropriate(or, in the case of a sarcastic telepathic shuffle, spectacularly innappropriate) piece of music.

Just as his friend pwned him, Dave's computer did a telepathic shuffle and rickrolled him by playing Never Gonna Give You Up.

by Ch'mera April 28, 2008

telepathetic

Having no telepathic abilities whatsoever, and therefore, suffering from inadequacy syndrome.

As much as Sarah tried to guess what other people were thinking, she couldn't, because she was telepathetic.

by Sarah December 3, 2003

telepathetic

To be such a loser that others can sense it just from your brainwaves

I'm getting telepathetic vibrations from that video game playing virgin!

by RedWaiter October 30, 2007

telepathetic

Someone who has either no phone or a sucky phone, who isn't caught up with technology.

Stacey and Kham were so telepathetic, they didn't even have a phone~

by SpongebobLovesHerPatrick<3 November 24, 2011

Text Telepathy

Text telepathy is used when you receive a text message that is full of typo's or doesn't make sense. The receiver can usually figure out what the sender meant. Usually mistakes are made when texting because the keypad is too small, auto-fill kicks in, or simply because one's fingers are too big.

girl 1: I got this text message from Charlie which didn't make any sense. He told me to meet him at the molies.

girl 2: Well how did you figure out what he was trying to say?

girl 1: I used my text telepathy and figured he meant to meet him at the movies.

by FASH1976 April 15, 2010

Telepathism

When two human beings concect and are able to telepathically communicate.

Boy 1: *texts grl 1* what are you having for dinner

Grl 1: *texts boy * (at the same time) what are you having for dinner

Thinking at the same time + saying the same thing = telepathism

by UNO_what_I_mean May 6, 2018

Telepathetic

Having the ability to see the future of totally useless events and no ability whatsoever to foresee anything useful.

Mary," Sue, I kept dreaming all night about spilled coffee."

Then a coworker walks in laughing about the boss spilled coffee all over his shirt .

Sue asks Mary to pick a lottery ticket and Mary picks a loser.

Sue."Thanks Mary, you must be telepathetic!"

by kaoschikk January 25, 2010