teh

An ironic 'the'.

I am teh smarts!

by Mr.Ortiz December 28, 2005

teh

Teh is a word that "1337" people use.

It really means the.

kyle:teh noob just got owned.

me:yeah teh noob didn't stand a chance.

by austins c00l July 10, 2007

teh

a non-word used by people who can't associate with other people off of THE internet

anyone using the phrase "teh hottness" needs to be shot in "teh nuts"

by blurg April 26, 2008

teh

A typo of 'the' used when trying to sound cool... or juvenile.

I attacks you with teh Penguins of dOOOOOOOOOm!

by Jaina September 5, 2005

teh

an overly used word by really dumb kids, it started as a typo of the word "the" but since their fingers were too damn fat they mispelled it and decided to make it into a word

Dee: What teh fuck?
Diana: Don't you mean the
Dee: NO! Teh, it's a new word
Diana: Wow, your dumbass is so stupid for even using it

scenester's use teh

by Adreamunchased December 14, 2004

teh

a retarded way to say "the" usually used by "1337 h4x0r"s on chat rooms.

"I am teh 1337est" said the 1337 h4x0r.

by SPORK October 27, 2003

teh

when you type too fast

wow your car is teh biggest piece of shit ever.

by joel May 8, 2003