Sexual Tension Solar System

(n.) A unit of one female and 4+ males that hangs out together. Held together because the girl is leading all of them on simultaneously.

Between classes, Meg received a massage from two members of her sexual tension solar system.

by nolandc August 31, 2019

The Tuscany Teetickle Special

The sexual act in which the female grinds her teeth using sandpaper, till fragments of her teeth lays on the guys testicles which she then sucks and nibbles on the teeth fragments and the testicles its self

Dude. My girlfriend gave me The Tuscany Teetickle Special. It hurts so good

by Hoggish & Herecles April 13, 2017

teelitist

A person who is overly finicky about their t-shirts.

The teelitist sighed and said, "I still like Threadless I just wish that they had more quirky designs and printed on American Apparel."

by Shawn Henning January 22, 2009

The tees

Black Denver metro area slang for law enforcement, synonymous with "one time," "jakes," and "12."

I just pulled up to a jug in the bellz and I heard "oh shit it's the tees," I had to get gone!

by MississippiIncenseMan February 12, 2023

Teenis

A very small penis (Tea-nis)

Friend: My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex

Other friend: He probably has a teenis

by Trash bag69 November 21, 2018

teenie

Someone that doesn't give a damn about the music that a band makes, but only like them for the fact that they're "h4wt" and "everyone else likes them". They would be lucky if they even know the names of the people that they are referring to as "h4wt". Teenies tend to write in an unbelievably retarded way as well.

example of teenie writing: OMFG!!1! D1D U LYKE C PETE WENTZZZ???!?!?! H3S LYK3 S0000000 UNB3LIVBLY H4WT!!! I WANNA MRRY H1M ND AVE HIZ BUHBEEEZ!!1!!11!!!!!

note the excessive use of exclamation marks and abbreviations. this is a classic example of teenie writing.

by TammieLovesFOBForTheirMusic. September 17, 2006

TEENick

Nick's lame attempt to copy TRL and try to teenage viewers. I haven't seen a single teen who watches "Naked Brothers Band", "ICarly", or even "Unfabulous".

On their website, they have a bunch of crappy games, celebrity flipbooks, and a message board which people talk like "RoFl every TEENick show is the best"! They also have guest stars who spin the bottle and tell shitty jokes.

"Saturday, I'm gonna have a sleepover for the upcoming "Naked Brothers Band movie on TEENick wanna come?"

"No, TEENick is for babies."

by shadowmshake January 17, 2008