Verb: Teblow tee-bl-o: The act of a female (or male if you're gay, not that there's anything wrong with that) dropping to one knee, resting her forehead on her fist, and proceeding with fellatio. The male then finishes by firing his ejaculate wildly around the room.
Jane's in the back Teblowing Mark.
Why is there ejaculate on my ceiling? Were you getting Teblown in here?
Why is there ejaculate on my ceiling? Were you getting Teblown in here?
by Iowasdumb November 18, 2011
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The origin is Dow Chemical's Teflon that is applied to frying pans to keep food from sticking. Ronald Reagan was known as the "Teflon President" because no one could get any scandal to stick to him.
The origin is Dow Chemical's Teflon that is applied to frying pans to keep food from sticking. Ronald Reagan was known as the "Teflon President" because no one could get any scandal to stick to him.
John: Sarah can you check my spokes and balloon knot? I just wiped and there wasn't any stain on the toilet paper.
Sarah: nothing there
John: Hey, I just dropped a Teflon Dump!
Sarah: nothing there
John: Hey, I just dropped a Teflon Dump!
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Teemo main: hi im a teemo main
every fucking league of legends player: FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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Get the Teemo mug.Argentinian slang for "motel", a place where you rent a room for a short period of time (could be hours) to fuck with someone or more people.
Some rooms have jacuzzis, scotish showers, sex-related items such as modified chairs and stuff, everything depends on the price.
Also called "hotel alojamiento" or "albergue transitorio".
Some rooms have jacuzzis, scotish showers, sex-related items such as modified chairs and stuff, everything depends on the price.
Also called "hotel alojamiento" or "albergue transitorio".
Spanish version:
- ¿Vamos al telo? Asi estamos más tranquilos...
- Dale :)
English version:
- Should we go to a motel? So we're more comfortable...
- Okay :)
- ¿Vamos al telo? Asi estamos más tranquilos...
- Dale :)
English version:
- Should we go to a motel? So we're more comfortable...
- Okay :)
by GrEeNDaY August 10, 2007
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