Booty Tears

The remnant seepage from prolonged and excessive anal gaping from witch ones sphincter has lost its natural elasticity.

Where's Bradly? He's in the bathroom changing out his "Man-Pon". He has a severe case of "Booty Tears" this morning.

by My Little Pony "Pegasus" January 27, 2022

The legend of Zelda: Tears of the kingdom

THE BEST ZELDA GAME YET IVE JUST BEATEN IT AND IT IS A MUST PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The legend of Zelda: Tears of the kingdom HAS DROPPED AND IS SO MUCH FUN WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!

by Wildslimin June 1, 2023

Johnny 3 Tears

In the amazing band Hollywood Undead or HU.
Known as Johnny 3
He is known as the server in HU.

Johnny 3 Tears in Dead in Ditches; Don't get us wrong we only made this song, to make you feel hard when you hit the bong. When the 40`s up and then the 40`s gone, to Lick shots kill cops, to a hip hop song. So pull them toasters out them holsters, pull that shirt right off your shoulders, pull that 9 this is how you hold her, pull that trigger, H U soldiers.

by Sam Woodling June 14, 2008

Male Tears

A term that has been used since before 2012 to mock how much entitled men cry when women do or say anything that makes their sense of privilege feel even slightly threatened. But that in the last couple of years, men have attempted to change to mean sperm (even though there is no evidence of the term ever having been used for that previously). Because they have to undermine every single thing that women do.

the term 'man tears' has been used very rarely to mean sperm. But it is a different term to 'male tears' (the clue is in the way the words are not the same), and even that had originated with another meaning before being hijacked by sperm-obsessed men.

Neckbearded crybaby: I have to sit like that on the train. My balls are too big to sit like a normal, polite person
Educated woman: Male tears are delicious!
Neckbearded crybaby: Waah Waah. You're mean!

by Haru Yasumi October 2, 2018

mens tears

Ejaculation from the mens penis

She really likes mens tears

by Dimitrios aylward March 20, 2017

tearia

is usually a female hat doesnt choose very good boyfriends, but the one that she marries will be really good for her. usually isn very tall. typically from hawaii, or is par hawaiin. is a really good friend, can trust her with your life. just a good person overall.

tearia

by D_G February 11, 2010

Orphan Tears

An alcoholic beverage, usually liquor, containing large amounts of crushed up Ecstasy tablets.

Felix: Hey bro what do you want to do tonight?
Clevis: I got a bottle of "Orphan Tears".
Felix: Hell Yeah! Lets go Roll at that rave on Huey's farm!
Clevis: Last time I Tripped on "Orphan Tears", a rainbow shot out of my ass and I humped the shit out of a Leprechaun.
Felix: That... Wasn't a Leprechaun.

by Conwaytwitty May 12, 2011