Tarman is a salty slime. He likes to hit people for touching his things. He gets very salty when he plays video games. He often hits Senpai samoo for taking his drinks.
by a crashed bus February 16, 2017
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Bloke 1: Hey fella, what did you get up to last weekend?
Bloke 2: I went out on my Gixxer, unfortunately I went Tarmacsurfing when I lost the front in a long sweeper.
Bloke 1: Downer!
Bloke 2: I went out on my Gixxer, unfortunately I went Tarmacsurfing when I lost the front in a long sweeper.
Bloke 1: Downer!
by D-K1 April 4, 2008
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Where a man curls a steamy shit off onto the centre of a womans chest ....and then quickly proceeds to compress the shit up and down the length of the womams torso...
Did you hear why paul was so brown this morning?.....yeah i heard hes just received a tarmacing by someone called tina
by Jongreenwood August 21, 2021
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by Raven Bishop December 2, 2010
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To get absolutely shit-faced. Refers to the drunk/high person hitting the ground (tarmack) because they are so fucked up.
by Tarmackedpig26 April 15, 2020
Get the Tarmacked mug.Tarmacked is were a male and female take part in sexual intercourse and were the female is on top and sits on the males chest and shits on his chest and rubs up and down it.
"Oh god last night i got totally tarmacked. I was with this really hot chick and she was on top, the she sat on my chest and did a shit on it and starting rubbing up and down."
by Shut-It September 3, 2009
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