Tardmata

Noun, Unknown marking(s) found on ones body usually after a night of heavy drinking.

Amy says "Anne, come look at this on my hands. I have no idea how these holes got in my hands..what happened last night?" To which Anne replies "Amy, this is clearly a case that you have been touched by the mystery known as Tardmata"

by AnnaAileen April 3, 2007

tardan'half

A tard and a half. Two tards are more tardy than one (:

Kidd: Who? Who's Chuck Norris?
Other: Oh dear. Tardan'half

by Rachael Norris June 9, 2007

Tardmonster

A monster of a tard

one who is very tardish

a very stupid person

my favorite word ever (:

WHAT THE FUCK!! DUDE YOUR SUCH A TARDMONSTER!!

2+2=4 YOU TARDMONSTER!!!!

Did you see Amber last night?

Yeah, dude she got so drunk! Shes such a tardmonster!

by ~dRaMaQuEeN~ March 15, 2009

Tarmanchula

Another version of the taranchula only seen when high or drunk off your rocker... able to kill a fully grown man within a few moments, and resembles the face of a man.

"HOLY CRAP THERES A TARMANCHULA ON YOUR WALL!!!"

by ReneM February 8, 2010

Tardment

A portmanteau or combination of words, created to mean a retarded or unintelligible statement. Retarded+statement = tardment.

"You keep making tardments like that David, your girlfriend is going to think you have some kind of mental disorder."

"Shut up! I can't help it if I sound stupid sometimes."

by Shinobi_girl13 August 29, 2012

Tardmunch

A compound word combing the words tard and munch. Usually used to describe someone acting utterly retardéd or stupid. Can also be seen as the joiningof the terms retard and carpet muncher.

Her: why is he always so dumb around me?
Friend: Oh he’s just a Tardmunch some times

by Munchersaurous Rex May 5, 2018

tardranglar

A person that quarf in a persons mouth

A tardranglar is in my house

by K ill me November 16, 2019