Tankie 

Based off several years of internet usage, the word most commonly refers to leftists who have committed the unforgiveable sin of disliking your favorite streamer.

John: Did you see the latest Douch debate
Erik: The genocide apologist who wants to abolish the age of consent? Gross, no.
John: Whoah didn't realize you were a fucking tankie dude

Tankie by Soviet Battle Disco April 17, 2025

Tankie Punk 

A “punk” who may or may not go to shows, but doesn’t listen to the libertarian or anarchic messages of the bands they listen to. They believe the bands they listen to adhere somehow to their authoritarian hateful ideologies, but they are sorely mistaken. Usually you can catch them wearing ushankas with the Soviet star pinned on them, dirty tank tops, and camo military pants similar to Nazi Punk attire. They also have greasy long undyed hair, lots of zits on their faces, and are usually 13 years old or 18+ but with suspicious attractions to minors…

Scam: “Yo bro who was that kid trying to sing that stupid ass Russian anthem song in the mosh pit??”

Twister: “I dunno man, prolly jus some lame ass tankie punk.”

Scam: “Wow! What a fucking poser! Does he not know that Nazi Punks Fuck Off includes Red Fash???”

Tankie Punk by lmaomeanlickmyassout July 29, 2022

Tankie’s Burden

The tragic, self-appointed duty of so-called “tankies” to be consistently right about everything and to be the only ones to actually have a successful socialist revolution. Tankies carry the burden of predicting geopolitical shifts years in advance and having to educate the rest of the left. Tankie’s burden involves the exhausting labor of explaining basic anti-imperialism, defending AES states, and watching history slowly prove you right at an inconvenient pace.

Tankies are always right, tankie’s burden.

Tankie’s Burden by thehuzzxs April 18, 2026

Think Tankie

A person who is professionally involved in spreading propaganda while working for a think tank that is funded by weapons manufacturers who literally build tanks.

I just landed a sweet job at the Australia Strategic Policy Institute (ASPI) as a junior Think Tankie!

Think Tankie by High Level Wumao October 12, 2020

Think Tankie

a person who is professionally involved in fear mongering, bigotry and the spreading of fake news and propaganda while working for organizations similar to ASPI that are funded by weapon manufactures who literally manufacture tanks.

did you see that guy spreading that pseudo scientific fake news paper on twitter? he literally works for ASPI. LoL such a Think Tankie.

Think Tankie by mitosan September 28, 2020

Yankee Tankie 

A retard who pretends to be a communist but is actually a fascist. Sometimes referred to as "red fascist".

Person 1: Why does that guy claim to be a MAGA communist?

Person 2: Because he got caught in a cult & now calls himself "Yankee Tankie"

Yankee Tankie by thelure7363 June 26, 2023

Liberal tankie 

idiot internet children with violent tendencies who paint themselves in “social democracy” to justify being horrible to others “for the greater good”

So this liberal tankie said I'm a subhuman because I think schools suck lol

Liberal tankie by NVEE September 25, 2021