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Tankie

Based off several years of internet usage, the word most commonly refers to leftists who have committed the unforgiveable sin of disliking your favorite streamer.
John: Did you see the latest Douch debate
Erik: The genocide apologist who wants to abolish the age of consent? Gross, no.
John: Whoah didn't realize you were a fucking tankie dude
by Soviet Battle Disco April 17, 2025
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Tankie Punk

A “punk” who may or may not go to shows, but doesn’t listen to the libertarian or anarchic messages of the bands they listen to. They believe the bands they listen to adhere somehow to their authoritarian hateful ideologies, but they are sorely mistaken. Usually you can catch them wearing ushankas with the Soviet star pinned on them, dirty tank tops, and camo military pants similar to Nazi Punk attire. They also have greasy long undyed hair, lots of zits on their faces, and are usually 13 years old or 18+ but with suspicious attractions to minors…
Scam: “Yo bro who was that kid trying to sing that stupid ass Russian anthem song in the mosh pit??”

Twister: “I dunno man, prolly jus some lame ass tankie punk.”

Scam: “Wow! What a fucking poser! Does he not know that Nazi Punks Fuck Off includes Red Fash???”
by lmaomeanlickmyassout July 29, 2022
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Think Tankie

A person who is professionally involved in spreading propaganda while working for a think tank that is funded by weapons manufacturers who literally build tanks.
I just landed a sweet job at the Australia Strategic Policy Institute (ASPI) as a junior Think Tankie!
by High Level Wumao October 12, 2020
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Think Tankie

a person who is professionally involved in fear mongering, bigotry and the spreading of fake news and propaganda while working for organizations similar to ASPI that are funded by weapon manufactures who literally manufacture tanks.
did you see that guy spreading that pseudo scientific fake news paper on twitter? he literally works for ASPI. LoL such a Think Tankie.
by mitosan September 28, 2020
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Yankee Tankie

A retard who pretends to be a communist but is actually a fascist. Sometimes referred to as "red fascist".
Person 1: Why does that guy claim to be a MAGA communist?

Person 2: Because he got caught in a cult & now calls himself "Yankee Tankie"
by thelure7363 June 26, 2023
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Liberal tankie

idiot internet children with violent tendencies who paint themselves in “social democracy” to justify being horrible to others “for the greater good
So this liberal tankie said I'm a subhuman because I think schools suck lol
by NVEE September 25, 2021
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pinky tankie

“小粉红”a nickname for extreme online patriots in mainland China who have tendency to attack ccp dissidents
a pinky tankie holds a stick of purple candle
by ptpc July 30, 2022
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