The Tampon

A mediocre personality, sets a poor example as a friend, widely regarded as a horrible person, an inadequate lover and definitely on the outer as a loved family member.

Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.

Last seen taking stock of himself.

Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.

NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.
"Gee, I hope The Tampon comes out of retirement next season"

"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"

"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"
by Betterthanyou2012 December 13, 2012
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Omar is not a Tampon.
All tampons are wack.
by Tito2holla July 11, 2008
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a tampon is a guy who "only gets stuck up bitches"
A: man justin is always getting harassed by his girlfriend, and it's the same with each one!
B: of course, he's a tampon.
A: a tampon, how so?
B: he only gets stuck up bitches.
by The New Jesus August 15, 2009
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we all know where one of these goes, so to call someone a tampon is to call them a stuck up cunt
by Tom the Enchanter May 05, 2005
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a vaginal plug......
man this tampon really plugs my vaginal area very well
by samuek November 21, 2004
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my vagina is so bleeding i am putting a tampon in it
by pray4mepl0x April 15, 2009
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A new age bandage for extreme bleeding.
"I just cut my arm, it is bleeding very badly, do you have a spare tampon?"
by wantsome August 12, 2004
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