tamale monkey

A young child of mexican descent. They are usually seen in big-box stores (i.e. Target, Wal-Mart) across the southwestern U.S.

Watch out for those tamale monkeys in the produce aisle!

by reverenderyk December 9, 2008

tamale hug

Spooning with the meat inside.

We were spooning and I gave her the tamale hug.

by beaker411 June 16, 2007

Tucson Tamale

A Tucson Tamale is when you take about a 3 foot length of toilet paper and lay it flat on the ground and then you poo onto it, making sure your log is parallel in the middle of the paper, towards to top. Then you wrap it like you would with the corn husks on a tamale. Then you can throw it at whatever you would like.

Last night I made a Tucson Tamale and threw it at old mans Smith's bay window.

by Coyote Q October 21, 2008

Hot Tamales

A very addictive candy. The crack of candy.

I'm freaking out man, I did not have my hot tamales today.

by Just Born April 3, 2008

Dirty Tamale

The act of anal sex with a mexican male or female. The act is done by taking one's Tapatio lubed penis and putting it in the ass of your mexican partner. Many ask if this is safe. Mexicans have an immunity to Tapatio and tend to have the most intense orgasms upon contact with Tapatio.

"Your girl ended up in the emergency room after you gave her a Dirty Tamale? Dude, you should've made sure she was Mexican first!"

by Mary Jane January 25, 2015

Hot Tamale

When a male puts a condom on his dick, sprays mace on it, then proceeds to have intercourse with a woman.

"i gave her a hot tamale, thats why i'm in prison"

by Altars6 December 1, 2009

Detroit Tamale

When one person sucks the feces directly from the anus of another.

She wanted to go out for Mexican, but he was low on cash so he suggested a Detroit Tamale instead.

by Wuhan Slick September 15, 2009