take a Shatner

Sitting in the captain's chair and dropping a captain's log.

Hurry up in the bathroom,I have to take a Shatner!!!

by squishy pants September 26, 2005

Take an Obama

Take a shit

Jose ate too many tamales, he felt the urge to Take an Obama.

by Juan Jose Torres Ramon October 31, 2013

take a flying leap

take a flying leap a non vulgar way of telling someone to fuck off

my boss fired me for coming in late to work one time i told her to take a flying leap

by bluebear May 27, 2020

Take it Down a Notch

instruction to an individual to regulate his or her level of enthusiasm.

Robert needs to take it down a notch with the flirting; he already has a girlfriend.

by Emily Alpert August 6, 2008

take a zaruba

the elimination of a ridiculously large amount of fecal waste through the anus. to messily discharge feces from the bowels.

After that 12 taco dinner, I had to take a zaruba. Man, I must have used a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe!

by Hobo Mojo September 18, 2007

take the blue pill

Rather stay in a fake world than the hard reality one. Taken from the movie Matrix. Blue pill fake world, red pill reality.

I'm gonna take the blue pill and not deal with it.

by Ulysses4001 November 5, 2013

take a hike mike

Polite version of GTFO. Used to say someone to beat the outtahere. It's mostly used to tell someone that an affair or crush is over.

it has been good gal, but now let's take a hike mike.

by fmattos September 12, 2016