tactical welch

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Dude lospollostv pulled a tactical welch a few nights ago hes such a faggot.

by PapaWenis March 7, 2017

tactical chunder

When on a heavy drinking session the bloated feeling of too much liquid can be removed and loss of control to huge drunkeness can be avoided by voluntarily being sick otherwise known as going for a tactical chunder.

I have just been to the toilet for a tactical chunder

by Adam Forsyth September 14, 2006

Tactical Fap

A masturbation session that takes place before sex in order to extend the duration of the sex when it actually happens by not giving the sperm a reasonable amount of time to be produced. Usually this occurs when you are fairly sure that you will in fact have sex and often times the partner is unaware that a "tactical fap" has been carried out.

Knowing he will probably have sex with Amanda tonight, Dylan tactical fapped so that he would last longer.

by PatP1993 January 10, 2012

tactical retreat

1. (Verb) A more manly and sophisticated way of running away.

I got really nervous, so instead of turning into a blathering idiot, I decided to pull a tactical retreat.

by HeyItzZephyr November 28, 2014

Tactical Pussy

The tactical pussy is the act of a wingman taking one for the team by pulling a carefully selected girl so that an associate can score with her friend that they would not normally be able to do.

Guy A: "Hey dude, I fancy that blonde over there but she has too many friends around her.."

Guy B: "No worries man. I'm wankered, I'll pull the fat chick!"

Guy A: "Cheers bro! TACTICAL PUSSY!"

by bristolsheffieldkid September 26, 2011

tactical bullshit

An act in which the girl you've been waiting to meet up with bullshits you saying she can't come but she still wants to. She either wants you to think that you are worth her time, usually spent being a suck up lesbian, or that she can't hang out when she said she could.

Guy 1: How was it with you girl today? Get some..
Guy 2: Shit! I didn't even see her. She gave me the tactical bullshit.
Guy 1: Maybe she's with the lesbians?

by tric318920 November 22, 2011

tactical suicide

An act commonly practiced in single-player video games for various reasons, mainly because the player is in a position where he/she is unable to progress any further or return, and must kill their character in order to respawn at the last checkpoint.

Steve was playing Half-Life when he fell into a pit he couldn't climb out of, so he committed tactical suicide and threw a grenade at his feet, thereby killing himself so he could restart from the last checkpoint.

by Dunnybrusher January 11, 2012