men i trust

a band loved by beautiful chill artsy girls and men who fuck hella beautiful chill artsy girls

dude: wanna go stargazing and listen to men i trust?
girl: yea i’ll bring a blanket and we can take cute pics

by sleepy_guacamole November 11, 2022

Young Metro Don't Trust You

Meaning that you are going to be shot soon

If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gonna shoot you

by MagnumDONG June 16, 2016

If Young Metro Don't Trust You

Originating from "Right Now", this phrase has become a popular meme, manipulated in various ways to signify whether Young Metro (Metro Boomin') approves of something or not. You may have come to seek this definition because others are reluctant to tell you the meaning of this quote and deflect your question by asking whether or not Young Metro trusts you, rather than explaining the quote. This is because they are embarrassed by the meaning of the complete quote. When the whole phrase, "If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you" is used, it is a euphemism for gay sex.

Person A: If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you
Person B: What does that mean?
Person A: If Metro Boomin' doesn't trust you, I will perform fellatio on you until you cum all over my face.

If Young Metro don't trust you, then I'm gay for you!

by BigBlackClock21 June 26, 2016

Cnta Means Trust In Likarian

Cnta Means Trust In Likarian

Cnta Means Trust In Likarian

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

if young metro dont trust you

...Is a producer tag by Metro Boomin, but WHAT happens if he doesn't trust you?

...

He's gon' shoot you.

"Hey have you heard Kanye's new song Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1?"
"Yes and Metro Boomin has a producer tag in it. What happens if Young Metro dont trust you?"

by ASdwefvv October 30, 2023

thrust-o-meter

A device designed to measure maximum potential physical satisfaction for prospective sexual encounters--the approximation determined by combining pelvic thrust energy, frequency, member length, circumference and rigidity in the context of participant age and relationship duration.

*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!

by YAWA December 1, 2018

trustmeimhot

One who is more concerned with his/her own appearance than that of others. also see: obsessed with pic posts

Bobby's sole function on ftj.com is that of a trustmeimhot.

by bob January 12, 2005