Tom Cruise 

A crazy-ass mother fucker who would sue for any reason possible.

"Hey, is that fudge-packer Tom Cruise?" - Mr. Garrison

"THAT'S IT! I'M SUING THIS ENTIRE INTOLERANT TOWN!!!" -Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise by Want a Pickle? April 17, 2010

tom cruise 

1. an actor who visited South Park and ended up getting stuck in a closet along with Sylvester Stalone, he refused to come out of the closet so the south park police were forced to come and try to get him out of the closet.

but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet

2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III

Officer Barbrady: Come out of the closet Tom Cruise!!

Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet

tom cruise by tha truth teller October 4, 2006

Tom Cruise 

crazyyyy

Tom Cruise is crazy.

Tom Cruise by jimmy parrotsticks February 1, 2009

Tom Cruise 

An actor whose work has been called 'less then Napoleon Dynamite'.

Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?

Tom Cruise by Jason Marak713 May 3, 2011

tom cruise 

A person in denial; one who places money over integrity. SEE: closet homosexuals

"I can't understand why he won't come out of the closet- what a tom cruise"

tom cruise by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

Tom Cruise 

Those poos that just refuse to come out.

Sorry I'm late boss. Had to let out a Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise by Blacksun666 July 6, 2010

Tom Cruise 

Antonymous of Chuck Norris; indicates cowardice, tactlessness, one-dimensional thinking and lack of restraint.

"Jeez, way to kick the kitten! That was so Tom Cruise of you!"

Tom Cruise by Humptulips November 25, 2009