TOFT

An acronym meaning, "Take one for the team"; playing the wing-man, which entails hooking up with a nasty chick so that your friend can score with the with the ugly girls hot friend (aka Skibber).

Oh you got with Kelly? Your so lucky I was willing to TOFT her fat friend.

by dphavoc October 16, 2008

TYFTT

An abbreviation for "Too Young For Those Tits" Usually when you see a young/teen girl with massive tits that biologically shouldn't be as big as they are.

Me: Hey, did you see Stephanie? She's definitely TYFTT.

Friend: I know man, she's only 16 and has HUMONGOUS knockers. I'm not complaining though.

by Jakeeeeeeeey January 9, 2012

Tottying

When you eat tater tots off her titty.

Bro 1: Hey what were yall doing?
Bro 2: Bro we were totally tottying

by Ewbishwhatareyoudoing October 2, 2019

tater totts

A sylindar of tiny pieces of potato.
Breaded and fried.
:)

"Get your owns Totts gosh!"
"I love you lots like tater totts!"

by Niki Dee January 13, 2009

tottyoaks

slang for the popular u.k t.v soap hollyoaks due to it having many "totty"(good lookin', hot) charicters/acters.

Person 1: hey, did you see Tottyoaks last night?
Person2: yea, that Sarah is well fit, a total totty!

by Stinkin' hippy March 13, 2008

St. Totteringham's Day

St Totteringham's Day is an event that has occurred every single year since the 1995-96 English Premier League season. Essentially, it is the day, usually happening in April or May, where it is mathematically impossible for Tottenham Hotspur (hence the name TOTTEringham) to finish higher in the league table than Arsenal - their North London rivals.

In the 2015-16 season, Arsenal shockingly passed Spurs on the last day of the season to finish 2nd. Thus, their fans celebrated St. Totteringham's Day.

by Gus Fring Dies June 21, 2016

Tottenham

A particularly bleak part of North London and home to one of the shittest football teams in Europe. A football team who last won the league in 1961 and beat The Arsenal once every 9 years. A dire shit hole.

1 "When I get out of prison I reckon i'm gonna move back to Tottenham"

"You must be fucking mad."

2 "Tottenham lost again"

by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009