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Toaster

He is a toaster
by The truth 11 April 9, 2019
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A title for a woman that sleeps with 4 brothers from the same fraternity house. The toaster is given after this event at the fraternities next social.
"Yeah dawg, you should have seen it, Brandy totally got a toaster from us."

"Man, Tekes are crazy to follow that many times."
by UNLV TKE February 1, 2005
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Taking a selfie while on the toilet, usually taking a shit. A smile is often appreciated when included.
Bro I sent her a Toaster last night. She saved the pic and offered me a blumpkin.
by CatboyChai May 5, 2022
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1: a shiny object used for turning bread to toast.
2: that thing on your counter that seems too fly when someones pissed off.
"DID YOU JUST THROW A TOASTER AT ME?!"
by kandyy October 18, 2008
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I girl that sleeps with 3 brothers in the same fraternity. (Two bread slots and the cord)
That slut is a toaster!
by brizzyb November 10, 2010
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a shiny object which keeps me mezmorized for hours on end...oo yes its toasts toast to...
1) (present form) wow that toaster is shiny
2) (present posessive) wow my toaster is shinier
3) (present vulgar) give me my shiny toaster 'fore i cap yo ass
by pat May 15, 2003
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(v) To swiftly lift something above one's head and throw it (usually down a flight of stairs).

This term originates from a video uploaded by Kevin Rose on Youtube entitled "My dog Toaster was attacked by a raccoon." The video shows surveillance footage of Kevin's dog, Toaster, being attacked by a raccoon in the night. After the two tussle for a moment, Kevin comes rushing down stairs to rescue his friend. He immediately snatches the raccoon off of Toaster, swiftly lifts the raccoon over his head, and thrusts the raccoon down a dark stairwell.
-"Did you see how fucked up Gary got at the club last night?"
-"Ya, the bouncer practically Toastered his ass onto the street."
by TangleStrut August 30, 2013
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