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"kiss this guy" syndrome

A disorder believed to be the cause of misheard song lyrics.
by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003
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get a load of this guy

Phrase said after someone says or does something extremely stupid.
It means "can you believe what this idiot just did/said?"
-I think there are more than two genders and communism works.
-HAHAHAHA
*looking at my friends*
GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY.
by oOmega2megaOmega2oooo February 10, 2018
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A song written by Whats her face, whom should be the leader of teen girl squad in my personal opinion.
I think I have a chance with this guy!
I hope I do a dance with this guy!
I hope I put a trance on this guy!
I think I'll lend some pants to this guy!
Hope I go to France with this guy!
Think I'll put some ants on this guy!
Guy guy guy guy
by Sibbie April 29, 2005
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I Know This Guy

An "I know this guy" story is a bullshit story where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or sexy, but essentially untrue, and tries to pass it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. It's similar to the "I have this friend" story, where someone asks for advice about a problem that's really about them but they're too embarrassed to say so. "I know this guy" stories are purely about entertainment, however, not about seeking advice.
Jerry: "I know this guy... he caught his sister having sex with their cousin and two friends in their uncle's bed."
Joe: "Sure, Jerry. You *know* this guy. Riiight."
Jerry: "I swear! It's true!"
Joe: "Bullshit. What was the guy's name then?"
Jerry: "Well I don't *know* him, but I heard about it."
Joe: "Sure you did. Sick pervert."
by kevnar February 19, 2007
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Who's this guy?

1. A phrase which can be used to humiliate a person who you know well, who has just said something that has either failed at telling a joke, or has just said something stupid or embarrassing.

2. Said when there is a stranger nearby acting in a funny or weird way, or who complies with the above.

Both are generally said with a thumb in the direction of the offender, and a generic "pfft" noise.
Charlie: I've got one of those!

Ollie: Pfft... Who's this guy? *points thumb towards Charlie*
by FlakkyB November 28, 2009
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Excuse me while I kiss this guy

A common misinterpretation of the famous Jimi Hendrix quote "Excuse me while I kiss the sky", from the song Purple Haze.
OMFG He said excuse me while I kiss this guy! What a faggot!
by shadowcaster187 April 15, 2006
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I hate this guy

I hate this guy/(and or you)
In the world of not texting back this is a means of a romantic gesture, using the term " I hate you" actually is a way of expressing "I like/love you". As was previously mentioned, girls with trust issues are too scared to love, so they show said emotion through acts of hate.
Girl: I hate you.

Guy: I know I know I hate you too, let’s get married.
Girl: June 6 work?
Guy: yeah I should still hate you then

Girl: omg I hate this guy
by xoxonoturzxoxo May 7, 2018
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